St. Maarten Private Eye

Saturday, May 13th, 6pm and the Suxsit boys were blowing up the hillside again. The smell of Gun powder was in the air, rocks were flying and deep reverberating booms shook the ground and surrounding buildings.

There is nothing one can do and nothing one can say. Who you gonna call? Who is going to throw that book? These boys have been using explosives since the day they started blowing up the hillside to make a little more land to fit their monstrosity on it.

They claim it is CO2. Everyone believes them. The fire department couldn't actually be bothered to do tests. These boys have received governement sanction to do what they please since the day they purchased the land. It is incredible that the government of St. Maarten cares so little about their island.