St. Maarten Private Eye

What's Theo doing there?
A shoulder to cry on? An ear? Handing out Sarah's private phone number?
How thoughtful! He's so getting my vote next time, even if it was just for his awesome shades.
Have you noticed, he's getting grayer every day? Scheming is getting tougher.
No, but seriously. Shouldn't he be minding his own business? Like working on a better Environmental policy? Protecting the marine life? He's got something to compensate with that enormous pier... it's time for a pay back! And that is not just donating money, it's also making people aware of the fact that SXM is going down the slippery slope as far as the environment is concerned.
Or what about forcing every resort/hotel/whatever on the island to get a solar collector? That would make them a lot less dependent and environmentally conscious. Come on, you guys got sunshine 365 days a year! Use it!

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